Saturday, December 31, 2005
new human revolution
Just helped my mom cleanin the kitchen......... while cleanin......... mom started again..... in chinese
mom: "next time when you grow up must find a gal who can 'eat bitter'..... dont find those who are ' thousand gem lady'...... and you must study hard i tell you!! "
me: " yes mom~~~~...."
mom: " your mother ar..... last time at the age of 14 came to spore....... and work only...... without any certificate...... how silly i was..... i should have half study hald workin"
me: " oh..."
mom: " but if i did that.... i wouldn have met your dad and gave birth to you rascals..."
me: " hahahaha"
mom: "your dad ar...... always wanted you all to study hard and live luxury.... so pamperred you all.... ................ *sigh* how sad that...."
sharks man....... everytime she mentions that....... my tears start flowing.....
mom: "your big uncle....(dad's eldest bro)..... told us that your 2nd uncle.... found a wife who is a thousand gem lady ar...... everytime your uncle gave her money and in the end never cook for him................ your big uncle told aunt that your dad is the most luckiest man.... found a wife who doesn mind eating bitter..... how envy he was"
ARGH !!!!!!!!! my tears cant stop flowin.......... sigh....
still mom: " so.......... remember what i said ar !!"
me: " mom !!! you kept tellin me to study first....... but you now kept talkin bout gals !?!?!?!"
hahaha....... and there she was laughin......
later....... she came to my sis room talkin to me bout the neighbour...... and what's his occupation...... omg !!!!!! i cant translate to her in chinese man........ and she was scoldin me "BASTARD" !!!!!!!!!!!!! whahaha......
me: " eh eh eh........ the waterplant......... something to do with water"
mom: " ya la...... the filtered water right??"
me: " no no no ....... its waterplant...... something to do with water!!"
Me: " oh wait !! it is filtered water...... heh heh"
mom laughs........: "you bastard!!! what have you been study in sec school ?!?!?!?!"
me: "hahahaha....... i flung my chinese ma"
mom: " STILL DARE TO SAY THAT!!"
whahahaha........ and both of us kept laughin....... non stop.........
right........... very sad that my relatives..... one by one....... have left this world..... both of my uncle........ big uncle..... and aunt's husband.... (gu zhang)...... i remembered him tellin me during chinese new year that if i ever took drugs....... he swear that he will be the first one to chop me using butcher knife........ wow.......... yup........ he's used to be a gangster..... but now he's a fully christian....... and live life normal.......
poor aunt...... since he left..... she became more and more skinner....... sigh........ dont know how to feed her....... she's been skipping meals....... sigh....... if dad's still around...... things will be much much better........
now my youngest uncle........ that useless ass...... abandon his wife and my other grandma..... to this china bitch....... such a whore....... she even called my aunt and lecture her to stop harrassing my uncle........... what an whore.....
mom said that if wasnt my grandma...... who is also her aunt.... (how coincidental......) she would have already lecture him to the end of the earth core......
she also keept emphasising me bout not havin an affair....... since........ i resembled my uncle...... OMG !!!!!!!!!! cos...... of the size...... whahaha.........
sigh....... must study hard and not disappoint mom..... right...... next week is school reopenin..... cant wait !!!!! XD
